Ultimate Da showdown

Ultimate DA showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Adapted from Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

CAUTION: 70% of the song rhymes.

Old Demon Euan was hopping around
DA City like a big playground
when suddenly Luke the Fox burst from the cellar
and hit Demon Euan with a bottle of Stella
Euan got pissed and began to attack like hell
but didn't expect to be blocked by evilsquirrel
who proceeded to open up a can of Squirrell fu
when Genesiscommander came out of the blue

and he started beating up the Evilsquirrel
then they both got flattened by the IMPmobile
but before it could make it to the mansion tomorrow
Danbuster the hare popped out of his burrow
and took an super soaker out from under his kilt
and blew Luke away with a rat-a-tat-tat-TILT
but he ran out of water and he ran away
because Felouse Farnayne came to save the day

this is the Ultimate DA Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate DA Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Demon Euan took a bite out of Felouse Farnayne
like Raidon took a bite, out of a Train ( he likes eating trains)
and then EvilSquirrel came back covered in a tire track
but Hyrit jumped out and landed on his back
and Luke was injured, and trying to stand it
when Danbuster came back with a mallet
but suddenly something batted him and he went ‘wheeee’
Roger took him out with his very big Tree

then he saw Demon Euan sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his chicken gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Luke stole it and he shot and he missed
and Hyrit deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Danbuster the hare tried to pole vault
onto Fel, but they collided in the air with a SPLOT
then they both got hit by Mel-P’s teapot, oooh

this is the Ultimate DA Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate DA Showdown...

angels sang out like Al Jolson
down from the heavens descended Zody Rayson
who deliver a kick which could shatter Bones
into the crotch of a fan nutter Who Groaned
and fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Luke ran back into the lane
but Zody saw where he would be
and he crushed Luke’s head in with his ice-cream

then Hyperjerk and the rainbow gang and the warriors of light
  the IMP,ESC and ahnally
Bonnie-Lisa,Flynn,adoubleA and  Sirpantalones
Dragon-Nexus and Becky the Hedgehog
Silversister, Twitch, VertMB, and Star Saber
zamiecat, aha-mccoy, every single Bionigeek
Blade the Hedgehog and AcetheLynx,
Boris, Frobman, Pitonisa, and Gagman..and everyone else on DA
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they chased Zody Rayson away as he drives his Ice-cream van
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Wesley in a bloodstained sweater.. who got hit by a nuke 10 seconds later.

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate DA Showdown...
this is the Ultimate DA Showdown...
this is the Ultimate DA Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny